You know it's going to be a good day when you open your yogurt and it doesn't, despite your best efforts, squirt all over you.

What's a day in the life of Susie Condon like?
I'll tell you.


Enter the restaurant formerly known as Garden Grille.
"Hi, can I have this to-go please?"
Points to food selection.
"Sure. How's your day going?"
"Umm well the weather is nice, so that's always good."
"You don't sound too enthusiastic."
[End scene]

Why, I ask, on this green Earth, do people
expect enthusiasm all the time? I don't get it.
I don't even know this person, and they are
already insulting me.
If you know me, you probably know
that I get that response a lot.
Well I'm not used to it yet and I will not un-curb my enthusiasm!!