"I'm putting that in my blog"

Part of the reason why I made a blog was so I could say, "I'm putting that in my blog."
Part of the reason why I made a blog was so I could talk about myself.

One night, a friend of mine looked at a young male with a patterned shirt and said, "Look at textile man."
My reply?
"Couldn't you say that about everyone?"

Do you know what I dislike?
Being on duty.
Do you know what I hate?
Being on duty twice in one week.