On the Inside

I decided that if we could all read each other's minds we would all be a lot more confident in ourselves. If you think about it that's kind of obvious. But what I mean is that people would realize that other people are way less confident in themselves than they think. And other people think a lot more of you than you expect. So I think it's safe to assume that all people are insecure and most people like me. If that's not the case, well I don't see how it could hurt to think that way.

A love poem

I wrote a love poem for class. Here it is:

Dear Wiener,
Do you see what I see? A pristinely shaped pup of the perfect slender size. You are peerless. Your lengthy bod was created for napping by my side. I shall feel your floppy felt ears when I ponder things like your baby beating heart. You are so small! When you walk you trot, when you run you fly. Your mini peg legs and chewy cookie paws barely keep up with your wandering browns that see only blacks, whites, and grays. You speak with your eyes but your stunted turtle tail tells all of your secrets. Precious wiener, if you were mine I’d hold your body close and your secrets closer. I want you by my side.